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Post by Tekka King on May 22, 2010 21:45:25 GMT -5
Tekka grinned. "Is that all?" It actually sounded pretty entertaining really. Though she'd have been more embarrassed to do it if it was a member of her own gender. Tekka scrolled down the list, skipping her brothers and landing upon a number of one of her friends from when she was younger. An old dueling buddy. She pressed the dial button.
'Hullo?' Came the voice from the other end of the line. Tekka prepared the 'confession.' Attempting to make it sound more realistic than a soap opera while still keeping the same melodrama, she began.
"Shawn?" She asked, voice trembling just a little. Jeez, she should have gone into acting. "There, there's something I need to tell you..."
'What is it?' He asked, oblivious to what was about to happen.
"I-" A sniffle. "I love you Shawn! From the moment I first saw you in that tournament when we were kids I just knew you we're the one for me!" She permitted a dreamy sigh. "The way you handle a deck, the trash talk, the way you twirl your spaghetti on a fork," She was pulling reasons out of her ass now. "I just-"
The other end of the line went dead.
Tekka pulled the phone away from her ear. "He hung up on me." She said in mild disbelief. "The bastard actually hung up on me!" She let out a roaring laugh. "I was just getting into my stride too!"
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Post by Persephone Touzoko on May 22, 2010 21:51:28 GMT -5
Persephone just looked at Tekka for a moment, a smile steadily creeping up on her face until she was doubled over, holding her stomach in laughter.
"Men." She chuckled. After a moment, Persephone got a hold of herself and straightened up, her wild laughter fading back into a simple grin.
"Alright." She stated, taking a breath. "What have you got for me?"
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Post by Tekka King on May 22, 2010 21:58:20 GMT -5
Tekka snapped her phone shut and grinned. "Keeping with the theme of romance," She pointed to a rather portly man with a wife and child having a picnic a few rows of graves over. "Go up to them like a five dollar hooker and kiss 'im. Scar the kid for life if you can, and try and make the lady scream. See if you can get her to hit you with her purse."
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Post by Persephone Touzoko on May 22, 2010 22:28:36 GMT -5
Persephone smirked and chuckled. Interestingly enough for her, she'd had plenty of opportunities for watching such situations unfold before, due to, once again, her 'friends'.
"I'll accept your creative little dare." She replied, still smirking. And with that, Persephone took a breath. "Show time." She mumbled, striding over to the family in question. She made sure to make her hips sway quite obviously.
"Well hello there, good looking." Persephone drawled, her tone slow and throaty. She nearly flung herself at the man, falling to her knees and wrapping her arms around the man's neck, clinging to him desperately. "Can I interest you in my services?"
'No, thank-you.' The man curtly replied, although his tone didn't match his demeanor at all. He seemed surprised, offended, and flustered all at once. He tried to pull away, but Persephone's grip remained like iron.
"Aw, don't be like that. Look, I'll give you a free sample." And with that, she planted a big, sloppy kiss right on the guys lips. As the man finally freed himself, Persephone sighed, and then moved her gaze over to the clearly disturbed child. The boy seemed almost petrified, which only added to her amusement.
"How about you kiddo? I'm sure you can afford it; the rate's nice and low." She smirked, eyeing him oddly. At last, the woman seemed to react. With an aggravated shriek, she lashed out and slapped Persephone fiercely.
'You stay away from my family you filthy slut!' She cried, clearly fuming. Persephone glared at her.
"Don't be jealous darling, I can give you the offer too." The woman stood abruptly, still glaring at Persephone with an irate expression.
'We're leaving!" She called to her family. The two males, apparently also eager to flee, hopped to their feet. They all gathered their stuff within what seemed like a few seconds, and soon fled the cemetery.
"You don't know what you're missing!" She cried, shaking a fist at the threesome as they fled to the safety of their car. "And who the hell picnics in a cemetery anyway?!" As soon as they were out of earshot, Persephone sat up, a grin slowly making its way onto her face. And then she laughed.
"Apparently they're all prude." She chuckled, turning to Tekka. "How'd you like the performance?"
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Post by Tekka King on May 22, 2010 22:39:48 GMT -5
Tekka was leaning against the gravestone laughing. "Five stars my friend, five whole freaking stars!" She grinned. "Now, what's my dare?" She hoped it would be just as fun, these were turning out pretty good.
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Post by Persephone Touzoko on May 22, 2010 23:05:30 GMT -5
"You are proving to be quite the mischievous teen- and quite hard to top." Persephone chuckled. "Alright... let's see then..." She paused to think for a second, and then continued. "Well we're going along with making people... uncomfortable, per say..." She smiled to herself somewhat before going on. "See that lovely mourner over there? How's about you give him a demonstration of your lovely dirty dancing skills. Your brain can supply whatever music you want. The more suggestive and intimate you get the better."
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